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On a scale of this to Barnyard Dick Tits Song how are you handling your cartoon being canceled?
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I was originally just gonna reblog because of the top tart of the post, but the clip is legitimately funnier than any stand up I've even heard, i actively cannot breathe i can't let anybody notice me laughing, lest they ask what I'm laughing about
Must watch
This could save the world you know
The professionalism and confidence really sell me but I’m still left wondering about some of the highly specific benefits. Was the Titty Cream the same substance as the Ear Cream…? How do you benefit from the green potion on the back of the head ONLY. And so on.
I hate that I’m always trying to find cool biology themed stuff to wear but all the “nature inspired” clothing companies just have like two crossed arrows or a minimalistic mountain on a sweatshirt. Fucking lame, that’s barely even nature-adjacent. Put the life cycle of a salamander on a jacket, put hyena skeleton patterns on leggings, put a damn field guide of birds of prey on a peacoat and THEN you can have my money. Do NOT give me a shirt with a leaf on it that says “stay wild” or some bullshit I would much prefer clothing that broadcasts to everyone around me how many teeth an adult Jaguar has or how some pitcher plants can catch and digest rats.
recommendations from the notes :)
- studio 252MYA (paleontology)
- ray troll's webstore (surrealist fish designs)
- liberty graphics t-shirts (biology/dinosaurs)
- present indicative (science-themed clothing + home items)
- donbea tees - something fishy collection (silly fish puns about substance use)
- camp mustelid (nature themes)
- crime pays but botany doesn't (botany/biology)
- umvvelt (marine biology patterns)
- morningwitch (nature patterns)
- svaha USA (science patterns)
- cognitive surplus (some clothing, but mostly home items)
CM MENTION!!!!!! thanks so much :-)
here's a few more great nature themed small biz shops for you to check out!
MOTEL777 nature goodies with a cryptic twist
Curlworks cute critters with a hint of silly
Fossilforager especially good if you're a bug or amphibian fan
Quailtea Goods wide range of animal art including mythical ones!
Loonpflug specialty on plants and insects!
Come support some cool small businesses for your nature inspired shopping! 🌟🍁
@mayakern isn’t specifically nature themed (I don’t think?) but she has a lot of nature inspired designs and she’s very size inclusive.
ty for the tag! yeah i’m not specifically nature themed but i do have some fun stuff and my sizes go from an XS or S up to a 6-8X depending on the item!
we’ve got some botanicals
some critters
some botanicals with (dead) critters
some landscapes/nature
some landscapes with critters
(i also have button up shirts with some of these themes but i got too into the theme and ran out of room for more pics whoops)
also!!! @morningwitchy has a ton of really lovely nature-themed designs that are super unique and still very wearable































